some dude i was talking to in a bar was wearing a shirt that said, “music is my life”
and so i was like, “you like music??” and pointed to the shirt
and he goes “i guess. my brother gave me this shirt.”
this is season 1, entry 1 of a series about retarded things people say to me. mostly in bars.
Oh man, I must have had this conversation dozens of time:
“Cool, you’re into music, what kind?” –me, really excited about hearing about some new bands
“Oh, you know, everything, except rap.”
“Okay, so what are you into at the moment, which bands?”
“None in particular, just whatever’s on the radio.”
Bastards.
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“i guess…”