How to Protect a Fragile Heart: A Lesson in Risk Minimization
- Maintain a roster of men you chat with online but have no intention or chance of ever meeting in real life
- Talk to at least one ex each day
- Avoid eye contact with strangers
- Go out only with married couples or couples who live together
- Come up with elaborate justifications for why every guy you meet is not a good match
- Fall for men in long-term relationships or gay men
- Only talk to men who talk to you first, and therefore…
- Find yourself completely unattracted to 95% of men you talk to
- Sustain flirtatious friendships for years on end as a means of distraction
- Work in an office that is 95% female
- Keep a blog and track readership as a substitute for feeling understood or appreciated by real, flesh and body people.
This is a dramatization.
This is very clever, Anne. Not to worry, I can help you break at least 40% of these habits. Hooray for west village fun.
OR, you could come to the yelp elite events and build yourself a support system! Huzzah for great food and drinks!
Anne:
I came across your captivating website during one of my infrequent surfing safaries.
Yours is one of the best blog sites I’ve seen.
Keep up the good writing and strong visuals!
Roger
aka “Arthritic Gangsta”
Well, self-awareness is a start. This article says exactly the same; a very clever analysis:
http://www.zeit.de/online/2007/34/partnerboerse-kaufhaus?page=all
If you spoke German, you would probably think this is funny. Oh well. Get in touch!
Heh heh I’m guilty of a few of these.
Guess what? In October I get a weekend off. Maybe I can come visit? I miss you!
We have so much catching up to do.